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故(gù )事改编(biān )自杰(⛱)夫·(🎙)伯曼的同名纪实回忆(🚨)录，讲述(shù )当年他(tā )在(💰)终点(❎)(diǎn )等待参(cān )赛的(🏨)(de )女友(🏝)时(shí )，不幸(xìng )遭(🎾)遇炸(🐉)(zhà(😕) )弹袭击，失去双腿，并(⛏)重(🎄)新生(🛩)活的个人(rén )经(👞)历。

In a single afternoon a man comes to grips with the power of his past when his estranged family becomes tangled in its web.

泰(💩)国边(biān )境，1997年(nián )。

神(😄)(shén )枪(🔥)手林浩天在一次刺杀(🔛)执行(háng )中，发(fā )现要杀(🕕)(shā )的(🛫)人竟(jìng )是多年前失(🥡)(shī(💹) )散的亲(qīn )弟弟(💈)林(lí(🚪)n )，而(🌁)亲(qī(🔎)n )兄弟已是上海(🏢)滩(🚟)有权有势的大佬(lǎ(➡)o )。兄弟(🐭)(dì )相认，但弟弟(dì )已变(🕕)成心狠手辣之人，两人(👫)之间(🏉)也随之(zhī )展开角(jiǎo )逐(🙊)。

Four childhood friends, all married with no passion left, get together in a high school reunion dinner. Between laughs and drinks, they all agree that they love their wives but no longer desire them. Together they hatch an illogical project: a secret club for men who want to cheat, so that they themselves can regain lust for their wives.

稍(shāo )峪乡稍(shā(😠)o )峪村(🦐)(cū(🕛)n )党支部(bù )书记兼(jiā(💙)n )村(〽)委会(🐱)(huì )主任石大刚(➡)提议(🔏)，根据该村实际情况，成(🐨)立鑫(xīn )旺农业(yè )合作(🍑)社(shè )。在(zài )外地搞实体(⏫)的共(🐫)产党员张兴(xìng )旺闻(🛅)讯(🈲)(xùn )后赶回(huí )村里，愿(😸)意(🍨)投资(♏)鑫(xīn )旺农业(yè(🤨) )合作社(shè )。由党(dǎng )支部(🚹)提议(🌚)，两委会商议，党员大(dà(📘) )会审议(yì )，群众(zhòng )代表(⏳)大(dà(✖) )会决议，制(zhì )定了稍峪(⏫)村成立鑫旺农(🐹)业合(🌠)(hé(🚌) )作社，发展绿(lǜ )色无(📋)公(💌)(gōng )害(🐀)高(gāo )效设施(shī(🎠) )农业(🔘)产(chǎn )业和乡(xiāng )村旅游(🐏)项目总体思路的宏伟(☝)规划。两委(wěi )会的提(tí(👔) )议，得(🏉)(dé )到了广(guǎng )大村(cū(🐮)n )民(🐻)的赞同拥护。村里百(🥋)分(🖋)之(zhī(🆓) )九十的(de )村民与(🦑)(yǔ )张兴旺(wàng )签了合同(⛎)。但是(👢)，要想将(jiāng )土地联(lián )成(📴)规模化半夏基地，正处(🈵)规划(💿)中(zhōng )心地带(dài )丁家的(🐢)(de )八亩地(dì )必须(🎼)签约(😭)，而(🏕)丁家当家人丁传根(📻)和(🗣)张兴(🖤)(xìng )旺一家(jiā )关(👝)系错(😩)(cuò )综复杂(zá )，祖(zǔ )上有(🕷)恩(ēn )怨，牵(qiān )扯到清(qī(🔍)ng )朝年间两家大人一起(✈)抗捐(🛍)一起逃亡一个(gè )被(😓)抓(💐)一(yī )个失踪(zōng )的无(💄)头(🔕)(tóu )案(🌐)。父辈有交情，丁(🐬)犟人和张家(jiā )老爹老(🌍)(lǎo )村(🍅)长张(zhāng )忠厚是(shì )儿时(🐹)一起学(xué )艺的师(shī )兄(🚧)弟，丁(🏳)传根(gēn )的儿子丁小虎(😿)是一名共产党(🏴)员，担(🈺)任(👋)村(cūn )支委，因受祖(zǔ(😚) )辈(🕸)传教(🛤)，对(duì )张兴旺投(⛅)资承(🕓)包鑫旺农业合(hé )作社(🚆)，表示坚(jiān )决反对(duì )。正(🔮)(zhèng )值党中(zhōng )央在全(quá(🤢)n )体党(❓)员(yuán )中开展“两学一(🐛)做(🍙)”教育活动。通过对(duì(⏺) )丁(🌛)小虎(🔓)(hǔ )的耐心(xīn )说(📑)服，丁小(xiǎo )虎偷着签了(🔓)土地(🏀)流转合同。丁犟人(rén )丁(🈸)传根(gēn )闻讯后(hòu )把小(📘)虎越(❗)俎(zǔ )代庖签(qiān )下的合(🤧)(hé )同撕得(dé )粉(🎥)碎，还(🌀)提(🏉)到了两家避讳不轻(🎛)易(📋)(yì )揭(😡)破的(de )祖上恩(ē(⬅)n )怨，放(⭕)(fàng )下了绝不可(kě )能有(🥅)半点商量余地的狠话(Ⓜ)。在县档(dàng )案局工(gōng )作(👙)的丁(🍴)(dīng )犟人(rén )丁传根(gē(🏼)n )的(🍒)孙儿(ér )丁罗林(lín )，通(🚅)过(🗻)查阅(🖱)存档资料，还原(🥖)了俩家祖上(shàng )真正的(👶)(de )历史(💀)。丁犟人(rén )和张(zhāng )忠厚(🍭)师兄弟变成结拜兄弟(🛬)，张兴(🎨)旺(wàng )在众人(rén )笑声中(🏰)(zhōng )拿出了贴身(🛃)(shēn )带(📲)着(🎆)的(de )空白合(hé )同。

Six people bound together by a traumatic experience decide to round off a year of group therapy in style. They join each other once more, traveling up to the Scottish Lowlands for a reunion weekend in a 1970s holiday let. Soon a number of mysterious and horrifying events start to expose the cracks in their relationships, and one by one they discover that trust runs but skin-deep. A night of closure turns out to be far more final than they could have anticipated.

一(yī(💅) )次(💮)难料(🙀)的事件震惊了(🕖)几对(🍷)汽车旅(lǚ )馆内偷(tōu )情(🎭)的夫(fū )妇。突(tū )然之间(🦋)他们(men )就被警察报社给(🚺)包围(🆑)了，令(lìng )人奇怪(guài )的(⛲)是(🤱)，居然没(méi )有人(rén )能(🛀)进(😦)来(lá(🚡)i )，也没(méi )有人能(😶)(néng )出去。不知道为什么(😥)被包(🎂)围，也不知道(dào )为什么(💝)(me )出不去(qù )旅馆，让人(ré(🥢)n )困惑(🔲)也让人发笑。

青龙集团(🏑)董事长(zhǎng )过世(😚)后(hò(🤶)u )，给(➡)青(qīng )龙集团太子(zǐ(🌏) )爷(🗿)留下(💥)(xià )了镇帮(bāng )之(🕒)宝：(💈)一支可以号令整个青(🕶)龙集团所有(yǒu )人的大(🚅)(dà )哥大手(shǒu )提电话(huà(🐩) )。一日(❤)，太(tài )子爷独自(💍)去按(🦌)摩(🐨)院按摩，青(qīng )龙公司(👭)(sī(📻) )一群(💟)起(qǐ )了异心(xī(🚖)n )的小(xiǎo )人得到(dào )消息(🌠)后(hò(🥨)u )，来到(dào )按摩院准备劫(🐀)持太子爷，夺走可以号(📶)令(lì(🏊)ng )青龙公(gōng )司上下(xià )的(🥒)大哥(gē )大，欲控(🐭)制整(🤳)个(💠)青龙集团。哪知阴差(🚚)阳(🎂)(yáng )错(🐰)将身(shēn )怀太极(🚘)(jí )推(🚦)拿绝技、胸有大(dà )志(🍒)，却(què )因低微(wēi )的工作(🚮)被周遭人嫌弃的按摩(😹)师阿(🍵)宝当成(chéng )了太(📇)子(zǐ(🏂) )爷(♍)并将(jiāng )其绑架。阿(ā(🗻) )宝(🍅)乘乱(⬇)逃出后，去找女(♈)朋友(yǒu )阿朵，不料阿(ā(👁) )朵父(🎏)亲(qīn )因欠人钱，被白虎(🐤)(hǔ )帮挟持(chí )，阿宝答应(📉)三天(⛎)内替阿朵救出父亲。阿(😀)(ā )宝、阿(ā )朵(✊)以及(🔖)(jí(🗿) )真正的(de )太子爷策划(📩)了(🆕)一场(🏆)一箭双雕的好(📉)戏，却(🚵)(què )上演了(le )一场又(yòu )一(🍪)场啼笑皆(jiē )非的“闹剧(📋)”，一边(biān )是青龙集团错(⏬)认阿(🆓)宝为太子爷，一(🈲)边是(🥌)(shì(🧥) )阿宝错(cuò )认为这(zhè(💻) )是(👽)未来(🚭)老丈(zhàng )人的考(📅)题，将青龙集团上下(xià(🧣) )骗得(🚽)团(tuán )团转。阿宝和(hé )阿(👇)朵从合作(zuò )布局，到产(🚢)生(shē(🐡)ng )误会，到合力救出阿朵(❓)的父亲，磨难重(🌷)(chóng )重(🅰)，考(🤺)(kǎo )验不断(duàn )。剧情(qí(🚃)ng )跌(🍩)宕起伏、搞笑逗逼(🔜)，按摩(🔗)师阿宝更是(shì )成为了(🉑)(le )承载底(dǐ )层小人物英(🎩)(yīng )雄情怀(huái )以及忠(zhō(😾)ng )贞爱(🎪)情(qíng )的一代了(🎫)不起(😆)的(📧)“按摩侠”！

索尼动画(huà(🏬) )一(🌊)直希(💖)(xī )望为《冲浪企(🦏)鹅》拍摄续集，最近他们(📃)终于(💹)宣(xuān )布《冲(chōng )浪企鹅(é(🍃) )2》（Surf’s Up 2: WaveMania）将在明年(nián )春(🐅)季推(💬)(tuī )出，续(xù )集将邀请多(🙏)位美国WWE职业摔(⛽)跤的(🏇)明(🧐)星选手(shǒu )加盟配(pè(🎭)i )音(😺)。