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貌美(🔍)肤(fū )白大长(zhǎng )腿(🌇)的职(zhí )场精英(✡)(yīng )沈若柳(liǔ )眼(📳)看就要突破30岁(🛵)的大关，却还是(🏩)孤身一人。白灵(🚉)眼(yǎn )看着好(hǎ(🏸)o )闺蜜干(gàn )着急(🐷)，决(🌫)心要(yào )为沈若(💋)(ruò )柳制造各种(📵)“邂逅”的机会。在(🗓)一次白灵男(ná(㊗)n )友——公司副(🌲)(fù )总凌霄(xiāo )举(♒)办(💊)的(de )晚宴中(zhōng )，沈(🎐)若(ruò )柳巧遇了(🧚)凌霄的好哥们(📕)、多金帅气电(💓)力十足(zú )的“小(🌷)(xiǎo )狼狗”郝帅，郝(🤕)帅对(duì )沈若柳(liǔ(🥩) )这个轻(qīng )熟御(🚽)姐(jiě )一见钟(zhō(🥂)ng )情，陷(xiàn )入爱河(🌨)(hé )无法自拔。在(🌠)白灵的神助攻(👗)之下，郝帅对沈(👂)(shěn )若柳展(zhǎn )开(🔊)了(🎮)猛(měng )烈的攻(gō(🥪)ng )势。与(yǔ )此同时(🐧)(shí )，原本(běn )如胶(🛑)似漆的白灵与(🎹)凌霄感情竟然(👈)突发变动，情感(❤)危(🏜)(wēi )机一触(chù )即(🐋)发，二人的(de )未来(🗼)变(biàn )得模糊(hú(🕓) )不清。谁料霸气(😥)御姐竟遭劫持(💸)，郝帅、凌霄(xiā(🤺)o )、白灵(líng )三人在(👀)(zài )废旧地(dì )下(✳)室救(jiù )下沈若(🧦)(ruò )柳。这(zhè )场危(🍣)机(jī )之后，白灵(🔧)、凌霄二(èr )人(🐣)感情开始回暖(⛎)，而在“小狼狗”郝帅(🐷)的攻(gōng )势下，御(👆)姐沈(shěn )若柳的(🍌)(de )防线渐(jiàn )渐瓦(🗻)解(jiě )……
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卢鹏程(📂)，白天是普通住(zhù(🚔) )宅小区(qū )里的(🍔)保(bǎo )安，晚(wǎn )上(👔)是酒(jiǔ )吧通宵(🧔)(xiāo )驻唱歌(gē )手(👄)。 卢鹏程对保安(⏭)工作毫无兴趣，终(👸)日在传(chuán )达室(📼)里(lǐ )晕睡、补(🐉)觉，甚至个(gè )性(Ⓜ)自视(shì )清高，不(🍱)爱与同事来往(🈚)。 他有一个歌手(😧)梦，但十年(nián )来(🌓)，毫(háo )无进展(zhǎn )，反(🌾)复(fù )辗转在(zà(🗣)i )三流酒(jiǔ )吧里(😧)驻(zhù )唱，收(shōu )入(🌻)无法(fǎ )保障。保(🍿)安工(gōng )作是他(🕓)难得找到的一份(📡)有稳定收入，他(💿)认为(wéi )白天“清(🌦)闲”的工作(zuò )。 但(🚻)长(zhǎng )期黑白(bá(🦒)i )颠倒的(de )状态和(🖥)无法实现梦想的(🚔)压抑，令他呈现(⤴)颓废(fèi )，尤其(qí(🔮) )在三十(shí )岁的(🔋)当(dāng )天。 因(yīn )为(⏹)卢鹏(péng )程的主(🤼)(zhǔ )要疏忽，盗窃(⛔)贼假扮搬家公(🦄)司，大白天搬空(kō(🛠)ng )了小区(qū )里的(💀)一(yī )家住户(hù(💦) )，刑事(shì )恶劣，住(⛅)户损(sǔn )失惨重(🏻)(chóng )。卢鹏(péng )程面(➕)临(lín )被辞退(tuì )。当(🐘)晚，在驻唱酒吧(😋)内，女友李晓华(❗)送上三(sān )十岁(🏃)的(de )生日蛋(dàn )糕(🎶)，向(xiàng )卢鹏程(ché(⛩)ng )求婚，卢鹏程(chéng )不(🛎)仅回避，演唱时(👟)与客人发生暴(🤐)力冲突，将(jiāng )怨(🙁)气都(dōu )发泄在(🤜)(zài )此。李(lǐ )晓华(🚕)失(shī )望离开(kā(🍶)i )，卢鹏(péng )程被酒(😷)吧辞退。 卢鹏程与(⌚)李晓华是大学(🍁)同学(xué )。十年(niá(🎽)n )里，李(lǐ )晓华一(🤘)(yī )度放弃(qì )自(🦉)我，在精神(shén )和(📨)经济(jì )上支持(chí(😕) )卢鹏程(chéng )，等来(🙎)(lái )的却是卢鹏(😥)程一次又一次(🏁)的追梦失败和(🛢)回避(bì )他们的(🔍)(de )爱情。 第二天(tiān )卢(🍴)鹏程(chéng )清醒后(🏡)(hòu )，李晓(xiǎo )华在(🤢)卢鹏程家里照(🆎)顾身体渐差的(👎)奶奶，正式(shì )向(🛹)卢鹏(péng )程提出(🛥)(chū )分手，卢鹏程(📡)(chéng )依然没(méi )有勇(💺)气(qì )挽回。 三十(🛂)岁，像是所有关(🍘)于青春的热血(🍿)都(dōu )戛然而(é(🏺)r )止。 巧(qiǎo )合的是(📧)(shì )政府组(zǔ )织了(🌨)一(yī )次社会(huì(🙄) )主义核(hé )心价(❤)值(zhí )观原创(chuà(🕖)ng )歌曲歌(gē )手选(📅)拔大赛，卢鹏程(🤺)百般斗争克服了(🤶)亲情的变故，外(🌞)界舆(yú )论的压(📯)(yā )力，对(duì )爱父(🎒)母(mǔ )爱情的(de )憧(🎨)憬，自己婚姻渴(🤶)望在决赛中一(🐻)举成名，最终收(🐊)获(huò )了美丽(lì )的(📧)妻子(zǐ )李晓华(🌁)(huá )。
牧江(jiāng )村郊(🍒)野(yě )山藏有一(💹)怪，赤面獠牙，名(🐑)曰垃圾人，他身(✊)世神秘(mì )，以垃(lā(🎖) )圾为食(shí )，日遇(🔣)(yù )村妇马(mǎ )秀(🤫)娟，将其掳(lǔ )掠(📚)。马(mǎ )秀娟通(tō(🃏)ng )过与垃(lā )圾人(💄)的交往，发现他虽(💧)丑陋骇人，却心(🥔)地单纯。但(dàn )天(🍙)不遂(suí )人愿，“单(⛷)纯(chún )”的垃(lā )圾(🎛)人却(què )将马秀(🤕)娟视为配偶，囚(🏜)于废弃厂房。矿(🌊)山老板徐东(dōng )南(💞)徐西(xī )北两兄(🖨)(xiōng )弟欲借(jiè )炸(🐩)山除(chú )垃圾人(🕴)(rén )之名在野山(🈺)非法拓矿，全然(🗯)不顾马秀娟安危(🚢)。而垃(lā )圾人通(🚏)(tōng )过马秀(xiù )娟(🗞)逐渐(jiàn )了解人(😨)(rén )类的尊(zūn )重(📺)与爱(ài )，遂将(jiā(⌛)ng )其放归(guī )牧江村(🎃)(cūn )。马秀娟得知(👟)徐东南阴谋后(🎈)为救垃圾人与(🌘)之抗争，最终被(🥉)(bèi )绑于山(shān )上(🐙)，垃(lā )圾人为(wé(🍶)i )救马秀(xiù )娟与(👈)徐东南死命相搏(⏭)，后被徐东南炸(💿)死。环保组织(zhī(🏀) )声明垃(lā )圾人(🖇)出(chū )现乃牧(mù(💣) )江村的(de )环保意(🍘)(yì )识薄弱之恶果(👪)，垃圾人本无罪(👏)，罪在人心对环(🤼)境的(de )态度，并呼(📈)吁(yù )民众善(shà(💃)n )待环境(jìng )。
Juanita, a loud 35 year old mulata, returns to her homeland to spend Christmas with their loved ones along with 350,000 Dominicans living abroad. She does not come alone, she's accompanied by Mariano, a rough Spanish man much older than her, he's anxious to get to know this island where you can sow 365 days a year. Mariano has decided for the first time in his life to take a risk, he sells his share of the land in Burgo de Osma to a brother and helps Juanita pay for the mortgage of her house in Santo Domingo just when she was about to lose it to the bank. Upon arrival, Juanita confesses she has two children, Mariano confesses in return to have taken advantage of her illegal status in order to get her to stay with him. Amidst these confessions the avalanche of family and friends falls on them, among them is Jairo, the father of her children, a typical 30 year old street wise Dominican who looks at him with jealousy. What Juanita did not confess to Mariano is that she has allowed Jairo to stay at her house to help with the children. Juanita and Mariano, who while being in Spain clung to each other like two castaways to a raft, will try not to drown in Santo Domingo.
A collection of horror stories involving cannibals, zombies “and other funny creatures”.
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